Funny CHRISTMAS Jokes for Kids!
Q: What stories are told by basketball players?
A: Tall tales!
Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas?
A: Because it’s in Decembrrr!
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem!
Q: Why does Santa go down chimneys?
A: Because they soot him!
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle!
Q: What’s Scrooge’s favorite Christmas game?
A: Mean-opoly!
Q: What did they call Santa after he lost his pants?
A: Saint Knickerless!
A: Tall tales!
Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas?
A: Because it’s in Decembrrr!
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem!
Q: Why does Santa go down chimneys?
A: Because they soot him!
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle!
Q: What’s Scrooge’s favorite Christmas game?
A: Mean-opoly!
Q: What did they call Santa after he lost his pants?
A: Saint Knickerless!