Funny HALLOWEEN Jokes for Kids!
Q: What happened to the naughty witch at school?
A: She was ex-spelled!
Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
A: On a scareplane!
Q: Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
A: He wanted to improve his bite!
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Day-scare centers!
Q: Why don’t ghosts make good magicians?
A: You can see right through their tricks!
Q: Why does Dracula have no friends?
A: Because he’s a pain in the neck!
Q: What does a vampire take for a cold?
A: Coffin syrup!
A: She was ex-spelled!
Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
A: On a scareplane!
Q: Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
A: He wanted to improve his bite!
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Day-scare centers!
Q: Why don’t ghosts make good magicians?
A: You can see right through their tricks!
Q: Why does Dracula have no friends?
A: Because he’s a pain in the neck!
Q: What does a vampire take for a cold?
A: Coffin syrup!