Funny THANKSGIVING Jokes for Kids!
Q: How do you stuff a turkey?
A: Take him to a buffet!
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: They saw the turkey dressing!
Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup worth so much?
A: It was made from 24 carrots!
Q: What smells really good at Thanksgiving?
A: Your nose!
Q: What did the army general do on Thanksgiving?
A: He gave tanks!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To show everyone that he wasn't a chicken!
Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth!
A: Take him to a buffet!
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: They saw the turkey dressing!
Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup worth so much?
A: It was made from 24 carrots!
Q: What smells really good at Thanksgiving?
A: Your nose!
Q: What did the army general do on Thanksgiving?
A: He gave tanks!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To show everyone that he wasn't a chicken!
Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth!