Funny FOOD Jokes for Kids!
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: Lunch is on me!
Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Put 14 carrots in it!
Q: What’s the best day to eat bacon?
A: Fry-day!
Q: What food is good for the brain?
A: Noodle soup!
Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: Hey, what’s eating you?
Q: How do we know burgers love young people?
A: They’re pro-teen!
Q: What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?
A: Gravi-tea!
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Boonana!
Q: What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
A: I’ll just have a slither!
Q: What’s red and green and wears boxing gloves?
A: A fruit punch!
A: Lunch is on me!
Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Put 14 carrots in it!
Q: What’s the best day to eat bacon?
A: Fry-day!
Q: What food is good for the brain?
A: Noodle soup!
Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: Hey, what’s eating you?
Q: How do we know burgers love young people?
A: They’re pro-teen!
Q: What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?
A: Gravi-tea!
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Boonana!
Q: What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
A: I’ll just have a slither!
Q: What’s red and green and wears boxing gloves?
A: A fruit punch!