Funny KNOCK KNOCK Jokes for Kids!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Geno!
Geno who?
Geno any good jokes?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jess!
Jess who?
Jess the way it is!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Adelia!
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards after you cut the deck!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go moo not who!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris good but my favorite fruit is a peach!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Edwin!
Edwin who?
Edwin some and you lose some!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben Hur!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur an hour! Let me in!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Fido!
Fido who?
Fido I have to wait so long for you to open the door?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Beaver E.!
Beaver E. who?
Beaver E. quiet and nobody will hear us!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena reindeer landing on your roof!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me, but I just forgot the joke!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Four!
Four who?
Four he is a jolly good fellow!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nadia!
Nadia who?
Nadia head if you can hear me!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Twig!
Twig who?
Twig or tweat!
Who’s there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Geno!
Geno who?
Geno any good jokes?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jess!
Jess who?
Jess the way it is!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Adelia!
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards after you cut the deck!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go moo not who!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris good but my favorite fruit is a peach!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Edwin!
Edwin who?
Edwin some and you lose some!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben Hur!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur an hour! Let me in!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Fido!
Fido who?
Fido I have to wait so long for you to open the door?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Beaver E.!
Beaver E. who?
Beaver E. quiet and nobody will hear us!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena reindeer landing on your roof!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me, but I just forgot the joke!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Four!
Four who?
Four he is a jolly good fellow!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nadia!
Nadia who?
Nadia head if you can hear me!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Twig!
Twig who?
Twig or tweat!