Funny COW Jokes for Kids!
Q: Why don’t cows ever have any money?
A: Because the farmers milk them dry!
Q: Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
A: The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Q: Where do the cows go to dance?
A: To a meat ball!
Q: Where do baby cows eat?
A: The calf-ateria!
Q: What happens when a cow stops shaving?
A: It grows a moostache.
A: Because the farmers milk them dry!
Q: Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
A: The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Q: Where do the cows go to dance?
A: To a meat ball!
Q: Where do baby cows eat?
A: The calf-ateria!
Q: What happens when a cow stops shaving?
A: It grows a moostache.