Funny DOG Jokes for Kids!
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: It stole the show!
Q: How do you make a dog stop barking in the front yard?
A: Put him in the back yard!
Q: Why did the dog tell everyone he was an actor?
A: His leg was in a cast!
Q: Which dog knows how to tell time?
A: A watch dog!
Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform?
A: A guard dog!
A: It stole the show!
Q: How do you make a dog stop barking in the front yard?
A: Put him in the back yard!
Q: Why did the dog tell everyone he was an actor?
A: His leg was in a cast!
Q: Which dog knows how to tell time?
A: A watch dog!
Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform?
A: A guard dog!