Funny ZOMBIE Jokes for Kids!
Q: What time do zombies wake up?
A: Ate o’clock!
Q: Why was the zombie fired from his job?
A: They needed someone more lively!
Q: How did the zombie accomplish all his goals?
A: He was very DEADicated!
Q: Where’s the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?
A: The living room!
Q: What did the zombie say before the fight?
A: Do you want a piece of me!?
Q: What should you do if a zombie comes through your front door?
A: Run through the back door!
Q: What is a baby zombie’s favorite toy?
A: A deady bear!
A: Ate o’clock!
Q: Why was the zombie fired from his job?
A: They needed someone more lively!
Q: How did the zombie accomplish all his goals?
A: He was very DEADicated!
Q: Where’s the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?
A: The living room!
Q: What did the zombie say before the fight?
A: Do you want a piece of me!?
Q: What should you do if a zombie comes through your front door?
A: Run through the back door!
Q: What is a baby zombie’s favorite toy?
A: A deady bear!